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dark-lord/app/presswire/page.tsx
drjones e0a4a20862 Tor ops: launch UI, onion list/health scripts, systemd installer, README glow-up
- Replace fake-site footer with dark-web launch CTA; fix HubChatter inside AppProviders (client crash)
- Add /launch, DEPLOY.md, onions:list|status|health, list-onion-urls, install-systemd, onion-status
- start.sh CYBERLUX_PREPARE_ONLY; copy pass on satellite pages; Navbar launch link
- README: operator cheat sheet, phone Tor note, systemd via install-systemd.sh

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"use client";
import Link from "next/link";
import ThemedLayout from "@/components/layouts/ThemedLayout";
import { useWallet } from "@/contexts/WalletContext";
export default function PresswirePage() {
const { vault } = useWallet();
const keyCount = vault.keys.length;
const urgency =
keyCount >= 10 ? "CODE BLACK" : keyCount >= 6 ? "ELEVATED" : keyCount >= 2 ? "MILD" : "NORMAL";
const headlines = [
"Local Man Discovers New Way To Lose Money (Again)",
"CyberLux Denies Allegations Of Selling “Canned WiFi”",
"Exclusive: The Left Sock Was Always Quantum",
"Breaking: Cat Facts Leak Into Public Internet, Experts Concerned",
"Authorities Confirm Trees Are “Very Online” Now",
];
return (
<ThemedLayout
theme="editorial"
siteTitle="CyberLux Presswire"
siteSubtitle="Independent journalism sponsored by vibes and paranoia"
>
<section className="container mx-auto max-w-6xl px-4 py-12">
<div className="text-center">
<h1 className="text-4xl font-bold md:text-5xl">
CYBERLUX <span className="theme-accent">PRESSWIRE</span>
</h1>
<p className="mx-auto mt-6 max-w-3xl text-xl opacity-90">
Independent journalism sponsored by vibes, paranoia, and extremely clickable headlines.
</p>
</div>
<div className="theme-card mt-12 rounded-3xl p-8 md:p-10">
<div className="flex flex-col gap-6 md:flex-row md:items-center md:justify-between">
<div>
<div className="text-xs opacity-70">rumor heat</div>
<div className="text-3xl font-bold theme-accent">{urgency}</div>
<div className="mt-2 text-sm opacity-80">
Your Vault currently contains <span className="font-bold">{keyCount}</span> keys.
The newsroom is reacting normally (untrue).
</div>
</div>
<div className="flex flex-wrap gap-3">
<Link
href="/webring"
className="theme-accent rounded-full border-2 border-current bg-current px-6 py-3 font-bold text-white hover:opacity-90"
>
Chase rumors in the webring
</Link>
<Link
href="/vault"
className="theme-card rounded-full border-2 border-current px-6 py-3 font-bold"
>
View Vault
</Link>
</div>
</div>
<div className="mt-10 grid grid-cols-1 gap-6 md:grid-cols-2 lg:grid-cols-3">
{headlines.map((h) => (
<div key={h} className="theme-card rounded-2xl p-6 transition-all hover:shadow-lg">
<div className="text-xs opacity-70">breaking</div>
<div className="mt-2 font-bold text-lg">{h}</div>
<div className="mt-3 text-sm opacity-80">
Sources confirm this story is 80% dramatic tension and 20% an accidental CSS gradient.
</div>
<div className="mt-6 flex items-center justify-between">
<Link href="/market" className="theme-accent hover:underline">related: market</Link>
<Link href="/game" className="theme-accent hover:underline">related: profit sim</Link>
</div>
</div>
))}
</div>
<div className="theme-card mt-10 rounded-2xl p-6 text-sm opacity-80">
Editorial note: rumor heat is for atmosphere verify everything against your own threat model and mirrors.
For tree matters, consult the{" "}
<Link className="theme-accent hover:underline" href="/trees">
Trees Authority
</Link>
.
</div>
</div>
</section>
</ThemedLayout>
);
}