"use client"; import Link from "next/link"; import ThemedLayout from "@/components/layouts/ThemedLayout"; import { WebringBadge } from "@/components/WebringBadge"; import { useWallet } from "@/contexts/WalletContext"; export default function TreesAuthorityPage() { const { vault } = useWallet(); const keyCount = vault.keys.length; return (
official government website

TREES AUTHORITY

We regulate trees. We certify bark. We prosecute counterfeit leaves.

Tree News
  • - Birch denies involvement in the “Canned Wi‑Fi” scandal.
  • - Oak lobby demands mandatory encryption for acorns.
  • - Pine confirms needles are “opt-in telemetry.”
  • - Maple syrup now classified as a controlled substance (by vibes).
Public service notice: trees are innocent until proven leafy.
Verified Working Site
We certify that CyberLux is a working website. Not morally. Technically.
Current investigator notes: You have {keyCount} keys in your Vault. This is either progress or a cry for help.
Visit CyberLux → Read the Trees microsite
for scandals, consult Presswire →
); }