Tor ops: launch UI, onion list/health scripts, systemd installer, README glow-up

- Replace fake-site footer with dark-web launch CTA; fix HubChatter inside AppProviders (client crash)
- Add /launch, DEPLOY.md, onions:list|status|health, list-onion-urls, install-systemd, onion-status
- start.sh CYBERLUX_PREPARE_ONLY; copy pass on satellite pages; Navbar launch link
- README: operator cheat sheet, phone Tor note, systemd via install-systemd.sh

Made-with: Cursor

components/WebringBadge.tsx

@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ export function WebringBadge({ storeHref = "/" }: { storeHref?: string }) {
         </Link>
       </div>
       <div className="mt-4 text-xs text-foreground/40">
-        Disclaimer: parody universe. No real goods. No real money. Just immaculate confusion.
+        Shadow-routed microsite · deploy your own onion from the hub → <Link href="/launch" className="text-neon-cyan hover:underline">/launch</Link>
       </div>
     </div>
   );