Tor ops: launch UI, onion list/health scripts, systemd installer, README glow-up

- Replace fake-site footer with dark-web launch CTA; fix HubChatter inside AppProviders (client crash)
- Add /launch, DEPLOY.md, onions:list|status|health, list-onion-urls, install-systemd, onion-status
- start.sh CYBERLUX_PREPARE_ONLY; copy pass on satellite pages; Navbar launch link
- README: operator cheat sheet, phone Tor note, systemd via install-systemd.sh

Made-with: Cursor

app/presswire/page.tsx

@@ -78,7 +78,7 @@ export default function PresswirePage() {
           </div>
 
           <div className="theme-card mt-10 rounded-2xl p-6 text-sm opacity-80">
-            Editorial note: this is parody. No real goods. No real crypto. But the trees are definitely real.
+            Editorial note: rumor heat is for atmosphere — verify everything against your own threat model and mirrors.
             For tree matters, consult the{" "}
             <Link className="theme-accent hover:underline" href="/trees">
               Trees Authority