Tor ops: launch UI, onion list/health scripts, systemd installer, README glow-up

- Replace fake-site footer with dark-web launch CTA; fix HubChatter inside AppProviders (client crash)
- Add /launch, DEPLOY.md, onions:list|status|health, list-onion-urls, install-systemd, onion-status
- start.sh CYBERLUX_PREPARE_ONLY; copy pass on satellite pages; Navbar launch link
- README: operator cheat sheet, phone Tor note, systemd via install-systemd.sh

Made-with: Cursor

app/mixer/page.tsx

@@ -29,7 +29,7 @@ export default function MixerPage() {
   const push = (text: string) => setLog((l) => [{ id: id(), text }, ...l].slice(0, 10));
 
   return (
-    <ThemedLayout theme="terminal" siteTitle="COIN BLENDER" siteSubtitle="Parody mixer simulator">
+    <ThemedLayout theme="terminal" siteTitle="COIN BLENDER" siteSubtitle="Onion-routed blend pipeline">
       <section className="container mx-auto max-w-6xl px-4 py-12">
         <div className="text-center">
           <h1 className="text-4xl font-bold md:text-5xl">
@@ -39,7 +39,7 @@ export default function MixerPage() {
             All the bells, all the whistles, zero real-world functionality.
           </p>
           <p className="mx-auto mt-3 max-w-3xl text-sm opacity-70">
-            Parody simulator: this does not mix real crypto, does not provide laundering tools, and never accepts deposits.
+            Client-side LUX burn only — no outbound chain traffic from this UI. Tune hops and noise; logs are local.
             It only burns your in-game LUX credits in a dramatic way.
           </p>
         </div>
@@ -117,7 +117,7 @@ export default function MixerPage() {
                     <span className="font-orbitron font-bold text-neon-pink">{total.toLocaleString()} LUX</span>
                   </div>
                   <div className="mt-4 rounded-xl bg-white/5 p-4 text-xs text-foreground/60">
-                    Advanced features: onion routing animation, entropy fog, decoy receipts, and a fake compliance dashboard.
+                    Advanced features: onion routing animation, entropy fog, decoy receipts, and a compliance-style dashboard.
                     The only real output is regret.
                   </div>
                 </div>